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05-06-2007, 11:10 PM
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NAC MEMBER
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pokoknya jauh Dari rumah Loe
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resiko punya suami programer
Perhatikan baik-baik percakapan antara seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang Software Engineer: Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in.”
Istri: Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta? Suami: Bad command or filename. Istri: Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi! Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort? Istri: Trus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru? Suami: Variable not found... Istri: OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri aja. Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied... Istri: Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-main saja? Suami: Too many parameters.. . Istri: Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya menikahi orang "idiot" sepertimu. Suami: Data type mismatch. Istri: Kamu tidak berguna. Suami: It,s by Default. Istri: Bagaimana dengan gajimu? Suami: File in use ... Try later. Istri: Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini? Suami: Unknown Virus. buat yang programer jangan tersinggung yah, just kidding   |
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05-08-2007, 06:32 AM
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NAC 127
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: jakarta
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
Buset ... istrinya disamain sama virus , parah juga tuh programer !!
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05-08-2007, 09:01 AM
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NAC 080
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Jabotabek
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
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05-08-2007, 08:47 PM
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NAC 101
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: semarang
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
Istri : [Marah] @()(#*&^
Suami : On error goto Hell |
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05-08-2007, 10:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: My Mother Earth, Jakarta
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
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Suami : disk unformatted...please insert format disk and press enter. |
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05-09-2007, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Jakarta
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
Istri : Lho kok udah selesai, tanggung neh?
Suami : Page Error @$#^&$%* |
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05-09-2007, 05:14 PM
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NAC 029
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KGP
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
adi pur ama agus , yuhuuuu ...... coba bikin statement disini, spt apa yg diatas tertulis gak
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05-10-2007, 12:28 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: My Mother Earth, Jakarta
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
Dua-duanya lagi pusing baca command-nya...yang ada sintax error...
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05-10-2007, 07:35 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Depok
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
Istri : Pah bobo yuk
Suami : Upgrade your system now Istri : pah kok udah dicabut, kan belum kelar Suami : Unknown devices Istri : Pah tanggung neh...........  Suami : Local Area Connection Unpluge |
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05-10-2007, 09:36 AM
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Re: resiko punya suami programer
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gw g ngerti ni... (masih lugu banget,butuh penjelasan dari senior2) |
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05-10-2007, 11:19 PM
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