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Old 07-19-2007, 02:41 PM   #1
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Default J dari tetangga

Perhatikan hal dibawah ini....... ANEH tapi NYATA......
Bagi yg pernah baca dan belajar 7 habit :

Jika, nilai huruf-huruf ini kita anggap sbb:

- A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M

1 - 2- 3 - 4 -5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9- 10- 11- 12 - 13

- N - O - P - Q - R -- S - T- U - V - W - X - Y - Z

14 - 15- 16- 17- 18 - 19 - 20- 21- 22- 23 -24 - 25- 26


Hitung bareng-bareng:
Bahasa Inggris (dipercaya oleh orang Amerika )
Kalau kita bekerja dengan modal angka tersebut dibawah, maka hasilnya

adalah...

- H - A - R - D - W - O - R - K ( kerjakeras )

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% Only

- K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E ( pengetahuan )

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% Only

- L - O - B - B - Y - I - N - G ( pendekatan )

12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86% Only

- L - U - C - K ( keberuntungan )

12 21 3 11 = 47% Only

Ternyata ... semua nilai dari usaha-usaha kita diatas nggak bisa
mengalahkan yang satu ini:

- A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E ( sikap/tingkah laku )

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

tapi ini rumus yang berlaku di luar negeri he..he..he.. .


Di Indonesia, itung-itungannya menjadi begini:

- G - I - G - I - H (HARDWORK)

7 9 7 9 8 = 40% Saja

- I - L - M - U (Knowledge)

9 12 13 21 = 55% Saja

- L - O - B - I (Lobbying)

12 15 2 9 = 38% Saja

- M - U - J - U - R (Luck)

13 21 10 21 18 = 83% Saja

- S - I - K - A - P (Attitude)

19 9 11 1 16 = 46% Saja


- K - O - R - U - P - S - I

11 15 18 21 16 19 9 = 109 %

Ternyata yg ditekuni orang-orang INDONESIA yaitu

"KORUPSI" mempunyai kadar mencapai keberhasilan 109%.

Lebih baik dr "ATTITUDE"- nya ORANG BARAT yg hanya 100%
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:11 AM   #2
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Default Re: J dari tetangga

Hehehehhehe... bisa aja nih boss
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:04 AM   #3
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udah pernah nih..di 7 habit itu...
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Old 07-20-2007, 06:44 AM   #4
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Phandoyo = 98%
lumayan ... = Hardwork
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:27 PM   #5
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Jackmcduck
10+1+3+17+13+3+4+21+3+17 = 92 mayan lah
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:35 PM   #6
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wleopold= 103%
Mayan,Berattitude tapi ambang batas toleransi Legal,6 point lagi sudah Korupsi.

EEiit,Kok jumlahnya yg sama mantan orde baru?
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:54 PM   #7
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GusKoko = 99%, terus gimana...................?
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:17 AM   #8
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Waduh...ini sih siaran ulang tuh...
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