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Old 12-20-2007, 01:37 AM   #1
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Cindy is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?"
Shocked she slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man.
He asks the same question to Sally, "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice
"Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice
"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy
I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it".

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.
"Do you have vagina?".

"Yes, offcourse I do have my own VAGINA...!!!" she says with a little bit loud.

The man replies, "Its Good to know then, But..... Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours ??!!"

Cindy: ??*&^%$#@@8#& #*^%&??
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Old 12-21-2007, 09:52 AM   #2
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lol
quite refreshing Pak....
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:05 AM   #3
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nice joke but its didn't work on me .....cause i have a " vagina" too..!!
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:28 PM   #4
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hmmmhhh... jangan-2 MariaEva nih?...
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Old 12-22-2007, 12:31 PM   #5
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lol hahaha.. dodol tuh suaminya.. senjata makan tuan
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Old 12-22-2007, 02:27 PM   #6
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Wow...it's good to know how to check the husband whether they have affairs or not ....but with someone who has a Vagina, of course....
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Old 12-23-2007, 09:10 AM   #7
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Wow...it's good to know how to check the husband whether they have affairs or not ....but with someone who has a Vagina, of course....
Sounds inconsistent ah... last time you said it doesn't matter whether it's a woman or even a MAN. Now you said should have a vagina.... gimana seeehhhh....???
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:38 AM   #8
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Sounds inconsistent ah... last time you said it doesn't matter whether it's a woman or even a MAN. Now you said should have a vagina.... gimana seeehhhh....???
Maklumlah....namanya juga artis...omongnya kan suka ngelantur...
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Old 12-23-2007, 08:33 PM   #9
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Sounds inconsistent ah... last time you said it doesn't matter whether it's a woman or even a MAN. Now you said should have a vagina.... gimana seeehhhh....???

Thats Andhara for ya, just gotta love the dude for being NAC's favorite human punching bag... you can throw nearly whatever you want at him... in this case, if ya throw in a vagina at him, it'll boost his color...
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Old 12-23-2007, 08:40 PM   #10
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Thats Andhara for ya, just gotta love the dude for being NAC's favorite human punching bag... you can throw nearly whatever you want at him... in this case, if ya throw in a vagina at him, it'll boost his color...
Busyet...emang abis "kerja rodi"...muka gue langsung pucat jadinya...
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Old 12-24-2007, 05:22 PM   #11
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It's a really nice joke....

Kok judul threadnya nggak sekalian : Do you have a vagina?
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