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Old 04-16-2008, 09:59 AM   #1
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Talking SURAT CINTA MBAK SUM (Relax)

SURAT CINTA MBAK SUM

Mbak Sum bermaksud untuk memutuskan hubungan dengan
kekasihnya bernama Robbie, seorang bule dari Amerika,
Akan tetapi dia tak sanggup untuk bertemu muka dengan
kekasihnya.
Mbak Sum menulis surat dengan berbekal pengetahuan bahasa Inggris & kamus tebal yang baru dibelinya.

Isi suratnya sbb:

Hi Robbie, with this letter I want to give know you
(Hai Robbie, bersama surat ini saya ingin memberitahu
kamu),

I want to cut connection us (Saya ingin memutuskan hubungan kita).

I have think this matter very cook done (saya telah memikirkan hal ini mateng sekali).

I know my love only clap half hand
(saya tahu cinta saya hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan).

Correctly, I have see you go with a woman entertainment at town with my eyes and head myself
(sebenarnya, saya telah melihat kamu pergi bersama seorang wanita penghibur di kota dengan mata kepala saya sendiri ).

You always ask apology back back times
(kamu selalu minta maaf berulang ulang kali).

Your eyes drop tears crocodile
(matamu mencucurkan airmata buaya).

You really a man crocodile land
(kamu benar-benarseorang lelaki buaya darat).

My Friend speak to me you play fire
(teman saya bilang kamu bermain api).

Now I know you really really play fire
(sekarang saya tahukamu benar benar bermain api).

So, I cut connection and pull body from love triangle us
(jadi, saya putuskan hubungan dan menarik diri dari cinta segitiga ini).

I know result I pick this very correct, because you love she very big from me
(saya tahu keputusan yang saya ambil ini benar, karena kamu mencintai dia lebih besar dari saya).

But I still will not go far far from here
(namun saya tetap tidak akan pergi jauh-jauh dari sini).

I don't want you play play with my liver
(saya tidak ingin kamu main-main dengan hati saya).

I have been crying many nights until no more eyes water thinking about your body
(saya menangis bermalam-malam sampai tidak ada lagi airmata memikirkan dirimu).

I don't want my liver to sick for two times
(saya tidak mau sakit hati untuk kedua kalinya).

Safe walk, Robbie
(selamat jalan, Robbie).

Girl friend of your liver (kekasih hatimu).



Mbak Sum .


PS: this river I forgive you, next river I will kill you !
(kali ini aku maafkan kamu, lain kali kubunuh kau ! )
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Old 04-16-2008, 10:01 AM   #2
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ooooo...

koe orang punya inggris bagus sekali...
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...boleh ngutip...

semangat juang yang tak pernah mati adalah wujud nyata kebangkitan sejati
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Old 04-16-2008, 10:05 AM   #3
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PS: this river I forgive you, next river I will kill you !
(kali ini aku maafkan kamu, lain kali kubunuh kau ! )[/quote]

very scary....i do not want to follow mix.....
( takut ah, gw gak mau ikut campur )......
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Old 04-16-2008, 10:19 AM   #4
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wakakakakakakaka .... very very bad girl ...
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Old 04-16-2008, 10:26 AM   #5
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PS: this river I forgive you, next river I will kill you !
(kali ini aku maafkan kamu, lain kali kubunuh kau ! )
very scary....i do not want to follow mix.....
( takut ah, gw gak mau ikut campur )...... [/quote]



no what what...next river i kill u too
(ga apa apa...lain kali kubunuh kau juga )

hahahaha....
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Old 04-16-2008, 01:32 PM   #6
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SoMay GoCeng ... SheALand

(Jadi Bisa Pergi nich Cing ... Dia adalah tanah ... (hehehe...ape coba...)).

Salam,
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Old 04-16-2008, 02:19 PM   #7
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SoMay GoCeng ... SheALand

(Jadi Bisa Pergi nich Cing ... Dia adalah tanah ... (hehehe...ape coba...)).

Salam,
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ya gitu deh...hihihi...shealand de loe....hihihi...bole2
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Old 04-16-2008, 02:22 PM   #8
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mbak sum kebanyakan nyanyi lagu karangan om aro berjudul so we or a jump you (suwe or jamu)
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Old 04-16-2008, 02:26 PM   #9
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mbak sum kebanyakan nyanyi lagu karangan om aro berjudul so we or a jump you (suwe or jamu)
wakakaka...keren abist...gilee pandai kali kaw nak cerdas
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:49 PM   #10
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hehehe...makin lucu aja niy....
g tambahin deh.... : dua satu dua satu, dua mobil warna.....( two one two one, two car colour ).......hehe...jadul......
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Old 04-16-2008, 04:51 PM   #11
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hehehe...makin lucu aja niy....
g tambahin deh.... : dua satu dua satu, dua mobil warna.....( two one two one, two car colour ).......hehe...jadul......
2 1 2 1 two car colour ijo or red
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Old 04-22-2008, 01:31 PM   #12
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very scary....i do not want to follow mix.....
( takut ah, gw gak mau ikut campur )......


no what what...next river i kill u too
(ga apa apa...lain kali kubunuh kau juga )

hahahaha....[/quote]


Same-same, if speak river, I people from river poor so I no want follow mix ah....!!

(Sama-sama, jika bicara kali, saya orang dari kalimalang jadi saya tidak mau turut campur ah.....!!)
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:13 PM   #13
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no what what...next river i kill u too
(ga apa apa...lain kali kubunuh kau juga )

hahahaha....

Same-same, if speak river, I people from river poor so I no want follow mix ah....!!

(Sama-sama, jika bicara kali, saya orang dari kalimalang jadi saya tidak mau turut campur ah.....!!) [/quote]

wah baru baca rupanya om rudi ikutan jg yah hm...ada niy balesannye

Oh so u come from river poor, no preety woman entertainment at there better find at river mates or big manggoes...
(Oh jadi anda dari kalimalang, ga ada cewe penghibur cantik disana lebih baik cari d kali jodo ato mangga besar... )
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