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#122 |
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Setelah proyek multimilyar dollar selesai, sang dirjen kedatangan tamu bule wakil dari HQ kantor pemenang tender. Udah 7 tahun di Jakarta jadi bisa cakap Indonesia.
Bule: "Pak, ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir di bawah, Mercy S 320." Dirjen : "Anda mau menyuap saya? Ini apa-apaan? Tender dah kelar kok. Jangan gitu ya, bahaya tau haree genee ngasih-ngasih hadiah." Bule: "Tolonglah pak diterima. kalau gak, saya dianggap gagal membina relasi oleh kantor pusat." Dirjen: "Ah, jangan gitu dong. Saya gak sudi!!" Bule (mikir ): "Gini aja, pak. gimana kalau bapak beli saja mobilnya..." Dirjen: "Mana saya ada uang beli mobil mahal gitu!!" Bule menelpon kantor pusat. Bule: "Saya ada solusi, Pak. bapak beli mobilnya dg harga Rp. 10.000,- saja." Dirjen: "Bener ya? OK, saya mau. Jadi ini bukan suap. Pake kwitansi ya.." Bule: "Tentu, Pak.." Bule menyiapkan dan menyerahkan kwitansi. Dirjen membayar dengan uang 50 ribuan. mereka pun bersalaman. Bule (sambil membuka dompet): "Oh, maaf Pak. Ini kembaliannya Rp. 40.000,-." Dirjen: "Gak usah pakai kembalian segala. Tolong kirim 4 mobil lagi ke rumah saya ya..." Bule : @#$%^&**( |
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#123 |
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bule apes..... |
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#124 |
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Berarti masih ada pekerjaan berikutnya tuh,
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#125 |
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#126 |
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au ah gelap ... kok bs bgini ya ...
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#127 |
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#128 |
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#129 |
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emansipasi Pria...! LOLZ
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aneh bin ajaib....LOLZ
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#131 |
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Mungkin dulunya ada fosil yg segede itu juga kali
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pant*t raksesi...bohay jg yaa hehe
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