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Old 09-20-2005, 09:45 AM   #1
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Umar lagi asik-asiknye nonton bola depan tipi, tau-tau bininye nyelonong:
"Bang, lampu teras putus, tolong gantiin ame yang baru dong!"
"Masang lampu ?!!!, lu kire gue PLN apah...!!!" saut Umar enteng.
"Ya udeh kalo kaga mau, benerin aje keran kamar mandi, itu tuh aernya ampe luber-luber"
"Benerin keran ?!!!, lu kire gue PAM kali...!!!"
"Ya udeh, kalo lu pegi beli rokok ke warung aje gue nitip minyak"
"Lu kagak bisa liat orang lagi enak nonton kali ye, lu kire gue PERTAMINEEE...!!!" Umar sewot.

Lantaran berasa digangguin terus, Umar ngeloyor ke rumah tetangge, balik-balik jem 2.
Tapinye Umar kaget lantaran terasnye udah terang. Terus Umar ke kamar mandi, aer udah kaga luber-luber; ke dapur jerigen minyak juga udah full tenk.
Paginye Umar nanya ame bininye: "Lu minta tulung ame siape...?"
"Gini bang, abis abang minggat, gue nangis di teras. Terus ade cowok ganteng lewat nanyain gue. Gue cerite ape adenye,juga soal abang nyang sewot. Terus die nawarin buat
ngebantuin, tapi ada syaratnye."
"Ape syaratnye...?" Umar pingin tau.
"Syaratnye bisa pilih, gue bikinin die roti atawa tidur
ame die"
"Terus yg pasti elu bikinin die roti kan...?" Umar ngedesek.
"Bikinin roti ?!!! .. Lu pikir gue HOLLAND BAKERY
apee...?!!!"
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Old 03-18-2006, 09:00 AM   #2
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Wua ha ha pengalaman pribadi ya bro he he he
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:47 AM   #3
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huahuahua
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Old 03-19-2006, 07:16 AM   #4
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Klo itu mah tidur sambil bikin roti bakar. Dibuka, diolesi & dibolak-balik
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Old 03-19-2006, 02:10 PM   #5
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Klo itu mah tidur sambil bikin roti bakar. Dibuka, diolesi & dibolak-balik
wah jgn keenakan tidur bisa gosong tuh roti hehehehe
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:05 AM   #6
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Bukannya yang enak yang gosong? Legit lagi...
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Old 03-20-2006, 09:58 AM   #7
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Bukannya yang enak yang gosong? Legit lagi...
Legit campur pahit ya
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:08 AM   #8
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Legit campur pahit ya
Apaan tuh legit campur pahit
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Old 03-23-2006, 05:43 AM   #9
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Apaan tuh legit campur pahit
itu loh lapis legit kelamaan dalam oven
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Old 03-23-2006, 01:45 PM   #10
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Klo itu mah tidur sambil bikin roti bakar. Dibuka, diolesi & dibolak-balik
yang pasti rotinya isi sosis .. nyam nyam
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Old 03-24-2006, 04:48 AM   #11
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yang pasti rotinya isi sosis .. nyam nyam
jadi "hot dog" dong boss
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Old 03-27-2006, 04:53 PM   #12
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yang pasti rotinya isi sosis .. nyam nyam
ada yang laper ????
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:37 AM   #13
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syuuuurrrr enak tenan brarti dia ngaku kalo PSK kali ya
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