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rianfish 02-17-2009 10:32 AM

Yg belum sempat berobat di Ponari
 
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Sekarang air nya sdh dijual dalam kemasan yg menarik.
Gak usah jauh2 ke Jombang........

Air Berkhasiat Dukun Cilik Ponari Sudah Diproduksi Masal

bos-bos semua,... fenomena khasiat air dukun cilik Ponari telah membius berjuta orang. Bahkan mereka rela ngantri berdesak-desakan, berhari-hari, dari daerah asal yg juauhhh disana, bahkan ada yang mati keinjak-injak segala... sampai akhirnya praktek dukun cilik Ponari harus dihentikan polisi.

Beberapa hari lalu, air comberan rumah ponari puh jadi rebutan. Kemudian, banyak para forumers yang ngusulkan supaya batunya ponari dicelupkan ke telaga atau laut, supaya bisa dimanfaatkan oleh semua orang.

Nah,.. kini harapan itu bukan cuma harapan lagi. Karena kini air berkhasiyat Ponari telah diproduksi masal, dan telah masuk ke rak-rak utama supermarket di seluruh pelosok tanah air,..

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h4di 02-17-2009 10:34 AM

Re: Yg belum sempat berobat di Ponari
 
Yg berkhasiat batunya bukan keringetnya bro, :D :D :D

erle 02-17-2009 10:34 AM

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:eek: :eek: :eek: , gw mesti hati" neh kalo kesupermarket beli pocari sweat....:cry::D :suer:

taras 02-17-2009 10:42 AM

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:D:D:D:D:D idenya boleh jg tuh

taras 02-17-2009 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by erle (Post 191063)
:eek: :eek: :eek: , gw mesti hati" neh kalo kesupermarket beli pocari sweat....:cry::D :suer:

hati2 juga sama yang ini : mpoati sweat
kwakakaka :D:D:D:D

andhara 02-17-2009 10:48 AM

Re: Yg belum sempat berobat di Ponari
 
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Originally Posted by erle (Post 191063)
:eek: :eek: :eek: , gw mesti hati" neh kalo kesupermarket beli pocari sweat....:cry::D :suer:

Loh yang mau merit kok ke Supermarket belinya Pocari Sweat?
Harusnya beli Obat Kuat semalam suntuk dong...;)

taras 02-17-2009 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by andhara (Post 191074)
Loh yang mau merit kok ke Supermarket belinya Pocari Sweat?
Harusnya beli Obat Kuat semalam suntuk dong...;)

ngapain mesti beli obat kuat boss ... khan tinggal ambil di tokonya aja :D:D:D

erle 02-17-2009 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by andhara (Post 191074)
Loh yang mau merit kok ke Supermarket belinya Pocari Sweat?
Harusnya beli Obat Kuat semalam suntuk dong...;)


Beli pocari sweat buat ngisi aquarium yg 2M bos, soalnya seminggu sekali si Zeus mesti luluran pake pocari sweat................:eviltoun ge: :D :suer: uda kuat gw, jg ga butuh obat kuat. uda di kasih jurus yg lain sama guru gw si Mr. xXx, loe jg kenal koq.........;) :D :suer:

erle 02-17-2009 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by taras (Post 191077)
ngapain mesti beli obat kuat boss ... khan tinggal ambil di tokonya aja :D:D:D


Siap guru, ane bakal jalanin jurus" yg gw kasih wkt kita di Alexis. goyang kiri, goyang kanan, putar", maju mundur, hbs itu lgsg tidur dech pusing seh muter".............:eviltounge : ;) :D :suer: Terima kasih guru buat jurus biar bikin ngantuknya.:eviltounge:

arofanatics 02-17-2009 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by erle (Post 191081)
Siap guru, ane bakal jalanin jurus" yg gw kasih wkt kita di Alexis. goyang kiri, goyang kanan, putar", maju mundur, hbs itu lgsg tidur dech pusing seh muter".............:eviltounge : ;) :D :suer: Terima kasih guru buat jurus biar bikin ngantuknya.:eviltounge:

ah blajar jurus apaan tuuuuhhh...:D :D :D jgn2 di bonga2 loe boss:D :D :D

arofanatics 02-17-2009 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by h4di (Post 191061)
Yg berkhasiat batunya bukan keringetnya bro, :D :D :D

lah katanya air kobokan mas....masi pikir2 gw ... hehehe:D:D:D batu ajaiiibbbb:D

erle 02-17-2009 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by arofanatics (Post 191089)
ah blajar jurus apaan tuuuuhhh...:D :D :D jgn2 di bonga2 loe boss:D :D :D



Ntu jurus pengen mabok tp ga punya duit bos, makanya muter" aja sendiri ntar kan puyeng hbs itu tepar dech di tempat tidur...:D :D ;) :suer:

rianfish 02-17-2009 11:51 AM

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'

yg ngerti, silahkan tertawa.. :D

taras 02-17-2009 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rianfish (Post 191131)
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'

yg ngerti, silahkan tertawa.. :D


kwakakaka :D:D:D:D gara2 erle nih om Rian OOT cerita ginian

andhara 02-17-2009 12:02 PM

Re: Yg belum sempat berobat di Ponari
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rianfish (Post 191131)
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'

yg ngerti, silahkan tertawa.. :D

Beli dimana ya yang model begitu...


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