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Old 04-20-2010, 01:16 PM   #1
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Default LIKA LIKU PERSAHABATAN

Persahabatan 1 : MATI AJA LOE...!!

Dua orang mahasiswa playboy pencinta wanita tulen kelas berat (Rony dan Andhara) sama sama pergi camping.

Suatu ketika si Rony kebelet ingin buang air kecil, maka pergilah dia mencari semak2 untuk buang air kecil disana…..sewaktu buang air kecil tiba-tiba seekor ular kobra menggigit alat vitalnya...

Kontan saja si Roni langsung berteriak memanggil bantuan..., kebetulan tak jauh dari sana ada sahabatnya Andhara yang sedang sms-sms an sama gadis desa dekat lokasi camping yang baru digebetnya semalam.

Melihat sahabatnya kesakitan dan seekor ular kobra masih menggantung di alat vital sahabatnya tersebut, Andhara pun langsung menelpon UGD, katanya : 'Dok, teman saya digigit ular berbisa, bagaimana cara menolongnya ya dok..??'

Dokter : 'Coba kamu ikat bagian tubuh di atas gigitan dan utk pertolongan pertama kamu hisap saja bagian yg digigit utk buang racunnya'. Andhara pun segera menutup hp-nya.

Lalu dengan menahan rasa sakit si Rony pun bertanya : ' Cepetan...,apa kata dokter bro?'

Andhara : 'Sorry Ron…, kata dokter..... LOE PASTI MATI..!!!!


Persahabatan 2 : BIKIN TAKUT AJA

Suatu hari Rony pulang cepat dari tempat kerjanya. Sesampainya dirumah ia mendapati istrinya lagi ditempat tidur lagi bugil dan berkeringat.

Kata istrinya agak takut: "Pa.. aku... aku... kena serangan jantung..!!".

Namun selang beberapa detik kemudian, Tiba-tiba anak bungsu Rony teriak sambl ketakutan: "Papa...!!....Ada lelaki bugil di dalam lemari yang itu...!!". Rony pun segera bergegas dan membuka lemari yang ditunjuk oleh anak bungsunya tersebut.

Betapa terkejutnya dia karena mendapati Andhara yang tak lain adalah sahabatnya sendiri lagi ngumpet tanpa busana juga alias....bugil..!!.

Begitu Marah si Rony melihatnya , Ia pun langsung berteriak dan menghardik sahabatnya : " ANDHAAARRRAAAAA….!!!! TEGA-TEGANYA LOE YA!!!..... ISTRI GUA LAGI SAKIT JANTUNG LOE MALAHAN BUGIL BEGITU......., BIKIN TAKUT ANAK GUA AJA TAUUU.....!!!"


Persahabatan 3 : ENAKAN BINI LOE…!!!

Tiga orang sahabatan (Bambang , Rony & Andhara), sedang antrian seorang cewek di suatu tempat pelacuran elite.

Begitu kelar Bambang yang kebetulan mendapat giliran pertama bilang " Ah biasa aja...., Gak istimewa..!".

Lalu giliran Rony masuk dan pas keluar Ronypun bilang: " Iya betul tuh gak istimewa...., Enakan bini gua..!".

Terakhir giliran Andhara yang penasaran dan tetap masuk, Pas keluar iapun langsung berkomentar:"Betul, betul, betul, betul…!(ngikutin gaya bicara Upin&Ipin) Bener-benar gak istimewa Ron........., ENAKAN BINI LOE...!!!".
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Old 04-20-2010, 01:52 PM   #2
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hmmm...Andhara gitu ya...orangnya, baru tahu.
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Old 04-20-2010, 02:07 PM   #3
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om rudi, ada kisah antara andhar* en bab* ga
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Old 04-20-2010, 02:12 PM   #4
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kayanya kenal neh sm inisial rony....
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Old 04-20-2010, 02:56 PM   #5
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Wah... newbie turut cuman bisa senyum aja deh....
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Old 04-20-2010, 03:35 PM   #6
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silakan yang bertulisan "kuning" untuk melakukan konfirmasi
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Old 04-20-2010, 03:52 PM   #7
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Tadinya gue udah nggak mau buka...secara Oom Rudy ini suka ngebanyol...
Akhir kata, penasaran juga nih....eh ternyata....DODOLLLLLLLLL........

Ehh...Bambang itu yang mana ya???
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Old 04-20-2010, 07:17 PM   #8
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Emangnya Andhara yg dimaksud adalah Andhara yg gw kenal yach
Rasanya sich dia gak begitu sama istri teman, tp kalo sama b*b*nya sich gak tau deh

Tertawa lah sebelum tertawa itu dilarang
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:36 PM   #9
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Emangnya Andhara yg dimaksud adalah Andhara yg gw kenal yach
Rasanya sich dia gak begitu sama istri teman, tp kalo sama b*b*nya sich gak tau deh

Tertawa lah sebelum tertawa itu dilarang
Hush...jangan bikin forum berisi kata-kata Bedinde semua...ntar berubah domainnya loh jadi www.bedinde.com
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:13 PM   #10
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ihhh ... ga nyangka ternyata kakak andhara begitchu ... :t op:
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:39 PM   #11
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ihhh ... ga nyangka ternyata kakak andhara begitchu ... :t op:
Itu kan cuma gosip, faktanya gue anak baek2x kok...nggak percuma tetangga gue Haji semua...
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Itu kan cuma gosip, faktanya gue anak baek2x kok...nggak percuma tetangga gue Haji semua...
lo emang bangga Dra, tapi tetangga lo yg pusing....wkwkwkwk...kabur aja dah.....
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Old 06-03-2010, 11:57 PM   #14
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Ayo...ayo...biar nambah postingannya...
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