Ang Moh

adira · 08-03-2007, 02:51 PM

One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the
toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a
lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet,
the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in cantonese ("sek
kok").

The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock"
before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "NO!NO!", "Duit, Duit" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he
asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't
quite understand English.

The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he
stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and
shouted,
"SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK
IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and such
them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD...in Malay). The
Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too hard? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler
a bit," the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so
the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK" The Ang Moh replied,
"Not too long, just 6 inches only."

rudinugraha · 08-03-2007, 03:04 PM

NAH INI DIA NIH ...SALAH SATU CONTOH KEJADIAN AKIBAT DARIPADA ORANG-ORANG YANG TIDAK BISA BAHASA SUNDA......!!!

: confused:

adityapurnomo · 08-03-2007, 05:52 PM

hahahahhahahaha

mr.ius · 08-03-2007, 06:54 PM

OMG.... yea she "understand", but he probably wanted her to be "under the stand"

dhlee · 08-03-2007, 06:59 PM

hahaha kalo bener2 kejadian kaya gini bisa rusak airport malaysia

, masa iya penjaga wc airport kaga bisa inggris?

andhara · 08-03-2007, 08:15 PM

Sebetulnya enak juga loh bisa "main" di WC airport...

solarcoaster · 08-03-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andhara

Sebetulnya enak juga loh bisa "main" di WC airport...

termasuk dalam prog HIGH MILE CLUB juga nga tuh

:confus ed:

Bro ANDHARA pernah yach..

andhara · 08-03-2007, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solarcoaster

termasuk dalam prog HIGH MILE CLUB juga nga tuh

:confus ed:

Bro ANDHARA pernah yach..

Sekedar trial by error...sst..sst...

GusKoko · 08-03-2007, 08:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by andhara

Sebetulnya enak juga loh bisa "main" di WC airport...

termasuk dalam prog HIGH MILE CLUB juga nga tuh

:confus ed:

Bro ANDHARA pernah yach..

bukan pernah lagi...........tapi sering dan pakarnya

kabuuuuur ah

08-03-2007, 02:51 PM	#1
adira (727) NAC 022 Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 688	Ang Moh One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in cantonese ("sek kok"). The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "NO!NO!", "Duit, Duit" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and such them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD...in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too hard? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK" The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only."

08-03-2007, 03:04 PM	#2
rudinugraha (1891) NAC 033 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Jakarta Posts: 1,194	Re: Ang Moh NAH INI DIA NIH ...SALAH SATU CONTOH KEJADIAN AKIBAT DARIPADA ORANG-ORANG YANG TIDAK BISA BAHASA SUNDA......!!!: confused: __________________ Regards, Rudi Nugraha

08-03-2007, 05:52 PM	#3
adityapurnomo (1735) NAC 131 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bekasi Posts: 907	Re: Ang Moh hahahahhahahaha

08-03-2007, 06:54 PM	#4
mr.ius (1265) NAC 118 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Honolulu, Hawaii (Hom-Twn)// Jakarta (temporarily) Posts: 440	Re: Ang Moh OMG.... yea she "understand", but he probably wanted her to be "under the stand"

08-03-2007, 06:59 PM	#5
dhlee (7491) NAC 125 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: east taiwan Posts: 5,179	Re: Ang Moh hahaha kalo bener2 kejadian kaya gini bisa rusak airport malaysia , masa iya penjaga wc airport kaga bisa inggris?

08-03-2007, 08:15 PM	#6
andhara (10651) NAC MEMBER Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: My Mother Earth, Jakarta Posts: 9,518	Re: Ang Moh Sebetulnya enak juga loh bisa "main" di WC airport...

08-03-2007, 08:53 PM	#9
GusKoko (482) NAC MEMBER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Jetis-Bantul-D.I. Yogyakarta Posts: 482	Re: Ang Moh Quote: Originally Posted by andhara Sebetulnya enak juga loh bisa "main" di WC airport... termasuk dalam prog HIGH MILE CLUB juga nga tuh:confus ed:Bro ANDHARA pernah yach.. bukan pernah lagi...........tapi sering dan pakarnya kabuuuuur ah

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