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Old 02-25-2009, 01:45 PM   #1
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Talking Guyonan SeXXX......

Pria dan wanita
Di sebuah hotel seorang pria tanpa sengaja
menyikut seorang wanita dan
berkata: "Aduh, maaf beribu maaf. Jika hati anda
selembut dada anda,
anda pasti akan memaafkan saya."
Wanita tsb membalas: "Jika 'penis' anda sekeras sikut anda, saya
ada di kamar 603."
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Taliban
T : Bagaimana pria Taliban menggoda para wanitanya?
J : Pertama, mereka akan menyerang "Twin Towers"-nya dan kemudian
menerobos "Pentagon"-nya.
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Reaksi cewek terhadap ukuran penis :
24 cm - Oh sakit luar biasa!
18 cm - Oh ya, asyik!
15 cm - Oh sempurna!
13 cm - Mmm lumayan!
10 cm - Dorong lagi
7 cm - Masuk nggak sih?
5 cm - Blo'on! Udah pake lidah aja.
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Pernah penasaran kenapa ABCDEF digunakan sebagai ukuran bra?
A - Airport (rata)
B - Barely there (nyaris ada)
C - Can do (lumayan)
D - Damn good (bener-benar indah)
E - Enormous (sangat besar)
F - Fake (palsu/hasil operasi)
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Data terakhir apa yang pria lakukan setelah melakukan SEX
2% = Makan
3% = Merokok
4% = Mandi
5% = Molor
86%= Memakai baju dan buru-buru pulang ke rumah.

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Majikan & Pembantu
Seorang majikan mencaci-maki pembantunya karena pekerjaannya yang nggak
beres.

Dengan geram si pembantu berkata : "Paling tidak saya lebih baik daripada
ibu di tempat tidur."
Majikan (takjub) : "Bapak yang bilang ini padamu?"
Pembantu : "Bukan, tapi supir."
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Polisi & Pelacur
Seorang polisi menangkap seorang pelacur.
Pelacur : "Saya tidak menjual seks, pak!"
Polisi : "Lalu, apa yang kamu lakukan sekarang?"
Pelacur : "Saya cuma jual kondom dan menawarkan demo gratis.

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Anda tau beda wanita dgn kecoa??
Kalo kecoa disemprot dulu, kejang2, lalu telentang.
Kalo wanita terlentang dulu, kejang2, baru disemprot.

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Ada3 sifat BAIK burung laki2:
1- DISIPLIN, tiap pagi selalu bangun
2- SOPAN, tiap lihat wanita cantik selalu berdiri
3- HORMAT, menunduk kalo lihat nenek2
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Seorang yang sangat alim lihat cewek buka baju dan dia bedoa:
Tuhan, tolong
tutup
mataku. Pas dia buka mata lagi, cewek udah bugil. Dia berdoa
lagi:
Ya Tuhan, tolong tutup mataMU.
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Setelah selesai ML sepasang muda/di tebak2an.
Pria: "Kamu asli Sidoarjo ya, ... beraroma trasi."
Wanita: "Kalo Mas pasti dari Brebes, tuh telornya asin
banget!!"

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Seorang sekretaris membelikan kado topi waktu boss nya ultah.
Celakanya salah, yang terbungkus malah celana dalam.
Padahal di kartu ucapannya tertulis: "Pak, kalo dipake
rambutnya keluarin dikit yah, biar keren."


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Old 02-25-2009, 01:58 PM   #2
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masternya uda dtg neh.........
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:03 PM   #3
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masternya uda dtg neh.........
Masternya masih nunggu si Hamas OL bro
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:09 PM   #4
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Masternya masih nunggu si Hamas OL bro

siapa tuch bos si hamas??
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:27 PM   #5
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siapa tuch bos si hamas??
iya siapa tuu...jgn si kuning2..
save as dolo ah....lumayan buat bikin cewe2 jadi rapet sambil cegukan...hehehetq
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:28 PM   #6
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Aduhh gak ngerti nih ama humor ginian
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:35 PM   #7
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keren..keren
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:41 PM   #8
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Aduhh gak ngerti nih ama humor ginian
request pake gambar om, jd mudah dimengerti
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iya siapa tuu...jgn si kuning2..
save as dolo ah....lumayan buat bikin cewe2 jadi rapet sambil cegukan...hehehetq

Bagi ijo" donk sebelom save as........
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Suhu, PM ane aja kalo mao yg berbau sexxx. biar ga ada yg tau..............
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:44 PM   #11
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menjelang H-3 koq tiba2 si Erle jadi pinter luar biasa yah soal ginian
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Suhu Taras....
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:46 PM   #13
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menjelang H-3 koq tiba2 si Erle jadi pinter luar biasa yah soal ginian

Iya neh, gw jd pinter semenjak berguru sm loe..........
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Suhu, PM ane aja kalo mao yg berbau sexxx. biar ga ada yg tau..............

tunggu 3 hari lagi .... ntar loe tau sendiri
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Bagi ijo" donk sebelom save as........
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