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Old 04-18-2006, 02:24 PM   #1
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Suatu hari ada seorang gadis yang sangat cantik bernama Stephanie
tetapi ia hanya mempunyai ukuran payudara 28 ia mencari cara
bagaimana agar payudaranya bertambah besar.
Suatu hari ada temannya yang menyarankan agar pergi ke dukun Pak E***(karena mak E*** spesialis laki-laki) yangkatanya jika dukun ini bilang kata " Tidak " maka ukuran payudaranya dapat bertambah 2.
Pada hari itu :
Stephanie : permisi mbah . . .
Dukun : ada apa nona . .
Stephanie : Maukah anda menikah dengan saya ?
Dukun : " TIDAK " nona karena kami dukun dilarang menikah
Maka pada hari itu juga ukuran payudara Stephanie bertambah 2 jadi
30(28+2=30)
Tetapi ia ingin memiliki ukuran 32, esoknya :
Stephanie : Mbah, apa mbah mau nikah dengan saya ?
Dukun : " TIDAK " nona, " TIDAK " . .
Maka hari itu ukuran payudara Stephanie jadi 36(32+2+2=36) dan ia
sangat membanggakannya.
Tetapi pikiran piciknya mulai keluar ia ingin mempunya payudara yang
ukurannya melebihi Pamela Anderson sehingga esoknya :
Stephanie : Mbah, Mbah apa mau nikah dengan saya ?
Dukun : " TIDAK " nona, " SERIBU KALI KUKATAKAN TIDAAAK . . K ! !
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Old 04-18-2006, 02:49 PM   #2
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Hahahahahahaha...bayangin gak sih "tidak"_nya seribu kali lho
segede apaan ya???
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:13 PM   #3
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memang kalo 2 x 1000 bentuknya jadi kayak apa ya ?
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:27 PM   #4
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yg pasti butuh parasut
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:01 AM   #5
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bagus tuch... bisa diperes kayak sapi perahan....
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:37 AM   #6
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asli mbeledug ! sableng euy !
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Old 04-19-2006, 02:36 PM   #7
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Quote:
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bagus tuch... bisa diperes kayak sapi perahan....
hahahaha
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Old 04-24-2006, 09:08 AM   #8
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ini yang namanya legenda gunung kembar
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:20 AM   #9
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hehehehe jd gunung merapi dech ....
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Old 04-24-2006, 10:40 AM   #10
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bentar lg tuh...duaarrrr...
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Old 04-24-2006, 02:18 PM   #11
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wah bisa banjir kemana2 nih
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