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Old 11-25-2008, 12:55 AM   #1
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Default pengakuan sebelum mati

ada sepasang suami istri, sang suami sudah hampir mati dan sang istri memegangi tangan suaminya. lalu suaminya berkata...

suami: "istriku..."

istri: "ssst... diamlah sayang... jangan terlalu banyak bicara... karena nanti akan memperparah kesehatanmu..."

suami: "tapi istriku... ada yang perlu aku akui..."

istri: "tak ada yang perlu diakui lagi..."

suami: "tidak!! kalo aku tidak mengakuinya, maka aku tidak akan meninggal dengan tenang... taukah kamu, aku telah meniduri adikmu, kakakmu, , dan teman2 baikmu.."

istri: "aku sudah tau sayang... maka dari itu aku meracuni kamu!!
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Old 11-25-2008, 03:15 AM   #2
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uupppsss...tambah ga tenang tuu terbangnya
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:06 AM   #3
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ampuunnnn
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:24 AM   #4
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wakakakakakaka
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semangat juang yang tak pernah mati adalah wujud nyata kebangkitan sejati
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Old 11-25-2008, 10:09 AM   #5
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Flying without wing ..........
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Old 11-25-2008, 10:20 AM   #6
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hahahahaha dodol
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:33 AM   #7
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Dju, hati-hati loh...jangan-jangan ntar lo kayak gitu juga...
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:40 AM   #8
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Dju, hati-hati loh...jangan-jangan ntar lo kayak gitu juga...
Maksudnya pagar makan tanaman ya............gawat nih.....
Asal jangan temen makan temen aja ...........
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:45 AM   #9
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lumayan bro dju.....
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:00 PM   #10
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Dju, hati-hati loh...jangan-jangan ntar lo kayak gitu juga...
wkwkwkwkwk, thanks ingetin saya,nanti saya sampaikan ke Bro Lega
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:17 PM   #11
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wkwkwkwkwk, thanks ingetin saya,nanti saya sampaikan ke Bro Lega
musti dikenalintuh ama sudarasaudaranya, ini adik saya, ini abang sya , ini papa saya, ini omm saya , ini pakde saya, ingat yah lega yang udah dikenalin ini nga boleh....
atau saudaranya di kasih tau ini lega punyanya saya buat jaga jaga
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:20 PM   #12
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musti dikenalintuh ama sudarasaudaranya, ini adik saya, ini abang sya , ini papa saya, ini omm saya , ini pakde saya, ingat yah lega yang udah dikenalin ini nga boleh....
atau saudaranya di kasih tau ini lega punyanya saya buat jaga jaga
siappp...laksanakan
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:29 PM   #13
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wkwkwkwkwk, thanks ingetin saya,nanti saya sampaikan ke Bro Lega
anjrit loe ... dikit2 g ... ckckckckck ... parah nian ... meski secara de yure & de facto tampang g lebih ok dari lo ... tapi jujur man ... ga ada minat sedikitpun (bahkan ga ada) buat embat bini lo ... suer ...
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:50 PM   #14
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anjrit loe ... dikit2 g ... ckckckckck ... parah nian ... meski secara de yure & de facto tampang g lebih ok dari lo ... tapi jujur man ... ga ada minat sedikitpun (bahkan ga ada) buat embat bini lo ... suer ...
hauhauhauahuhauahuahuahuahuahu ahuahuahuahuahuahauhu: D
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:52 PM   #15
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anjrit loe ... dikit2 g ... ckckckckck ... parah nian ... meski secara de yure & de facto tampang g lebih ok dari lo ... tapi jujur man ... ga ada minat sedikitpun (bahkan ga ada) buat embat bini lo ... suer ...
kirain abangnya , adiknya ato ommnya nga taunya bininya
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