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Old 08-20-2006, 08:30 PM   #1
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Talking Pantun

PANTUN

Kain batik dipakai selendang
Di bawah pusar, daging berlubang.
Jangan pegang punya si Abang
kalo kena "si urat panjang"
Air setitik akan menjadi orang.

Daun sirih daun kelor,
apa isi di balik kolor,
satu pistol dua pelor,
buah kecapi rasanya kecut,
apa isi di dalam cancut,
dua bibir yang berambut lagi cemberut!

Jinak-jinak burung merpati
Lebih jinak burung lelaki
Burung merpati dipegang lari
Burung lelaki dipegang berdiri!

Seringgit sidua kupang,
Sendal jepit buatan Jepang.
Apa itu dibalik kutang,
lembek-lembek tidak bertulang.
Dipegang malah menantang,
bikin batang menjadi tegang

Pantun seorang istri kepada suaminya :
Burung pipit makan kedondong
Minta duit dong !

Suami-pun menjawab :
Burung pipit makan kedondong
Burungku dijepit dulu dong !
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Old 08-21-2006, 10:59 AM   #2
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sepertinya untuk 18th keatas, hahahahhahaha
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Old 08-22-2006, 09:28 PM   #3
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hush...masih kecil
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:10 AM   #4
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wah mantab tuh pantunnya kalau ada yang lain lagi dong.
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Old 08-23-2006, 09:14 AM   #5
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hush...masih kecil
apanya yg masih kecil
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Old 08-23-2006, 09:51 AM   #6
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apanya yg masih kecil
yang kecil adiknya bos.
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