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[taras]

Originally Posted by legability

Oom bos rian ... bule2 asia maupun eropa/amrik biasanya suka ama yg eksotis lho ... ... oh ya jgn lupa bagian muka sekalian diolesin pas liat arwana bos ... biar ga kena tanning sekalian ...

Arwananya shock berat nanti

Originally Posted by legability

tau aja loe bos kalo gue mao beli bak fiber buat rendem2 ... rencana mo adain hot pants party negh menyambut 2400 tahun matahari bersinar 36 jam ... hostnya pun udah di booking ama Oom erwin_aja

Hot pants party, hot chickens, hot water ( sauna ) = baru komplit

[erwin aja]

Originally Posted by taras

Arwananya shock berat nanti




Hot pants party, hot chickens, hot water ( sauna ) = baru komplit

ada nama gw nech kayanya dibawa2

[rianfish]

Kelebihan Indra Kita yg Tidak Kita Sadari...........

Ini hasil risetnya : ( baca saja, ini bukan salah ketik )..................

Menuurt sbeauh penilitean di Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, tdaik mejnadi maslaah bgaimanaa urtaun huurf-huurf di dlaam sebauh ktaa, ynag palngi pnteing adlaah leatk hruuf partema dan terkhair itu bnaer.

Ssianya dpaat brantaaken smaa skelai dan kmau maish dpaat mebmacanya tnpaa msaalah. Hal ini kerana oatk masunia tdaik mambeca seitap huurf msaing-msaing, tatepi ktaa sccrra kesuleruhan..................

Manejkubakn naggk.......?

[taras]

Originally Posted by rianfish

Kelebihan Indra Kita yg Tidak Kita Sadari...........

Ini hasil risetnya : ( baca saja, ini bukan salah ketik )..................

Menuurt sbeauh penilitean di Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, tdaik mejnadi maslaah bgaimanaa urtaun huurf-huurf di dlaam sebauh ktaa, ynag palngi pnteing adlaah leatk hruuf partema dan terkhair itu bnaer.

Ssianya dpaat brantaaken smaa skelai dan kmau maish dpaat mebmacanya tnpaa msaalah. Hal ini kerana oatk masunia tdaik mambeca seitap huurf msaing-msaing, tatepi ktaa sccrra kesuleruhan..................

Manejkubakn naggk.......?

Yang penting huruf pertama dan paling akhirnya benar

[rianfish]

How to kill your mother in law !!!!!



A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with
her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she
couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all.



Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of
her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.


Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped
arguing and fighting.



But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient
Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every
wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor
husband!.


Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and
dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it! Li-Li
went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.



She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so
that she could solve the problem once and for all.


Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you
solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you."



Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do". Mr.
Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package
of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of
your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious
Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up
poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a
little of these herbs in her serving.


Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must
be very careful to act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue with her,
obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen." Li-Li was so happy.



She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her
mother-in-law.


Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the
specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang
had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her
mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.


After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had
practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost
never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in
six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.


The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love
Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that
Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her
mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.



Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li
came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, "Dear Mr.
Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law.
She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I
do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."


Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry
about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to
improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude
toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to
her."


HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat
you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also
be loved in return". God might be trying to work in another person's life
through you.

Kalo disini, dikasih beneran kali ya...

[taras]

Mr. Huang the one of wish man, salute .....
nice story om Rian

[erwin aja]

Originally Posted by rianfish

How to kill your mother in law !!!!!



A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with
her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she
couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all.



Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of
her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.


Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped
arguing and fighting.



But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient
Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every
wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor
husband!.


Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and
dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it! Li-Li
went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.



She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so
that she could solve the problem once and for all.


Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you
solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you."



Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do". Mr.
Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package
of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of
your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious
Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up
poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a
little of these herbs in her serving.


Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must
be very careful to act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue with her,
obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen." Li-Li was so happy.



She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her
mother-in-law.


Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the
specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang
had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her
mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.


After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had
practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost
never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in
six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.


The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love
Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that
Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her
mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.



Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li
came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, "Dear Mr.
Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law.
She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I
do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."


Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry
about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to
improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude
toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to
her."


HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat
you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also
be loved in return". God might be trying to work in another person's life
through you.

Kalo disini, dikasih beneran kali ya...

huahuahuhauahuahuahu..... lucu lucu....

[taras]

Originally Posted by erwin aja

huahuahuhauahuahuahu..... lucu lucu....

Ini mah bukan cerita lucu bro

[rianfish]

kagak dibaca dia sih bro... go young terusssss

[taras]

Originally Posted by rianfish

kagak dibaca dia sih bro... go young terusssss

Go young alias versi indo nya = guyon

[erwin aja]

Originally Posted by taras

Ini mah bukan cerita lucu bro

Originally Posted by rianfish

kagak dibaca dia sih bro... go young terusssss

tolong donk translate.... hehehehehe.....

[taras]

Originally Posted by erwin aja

tolong donk translate.... hehehehehe.....

Intinya bro, mertua ma menantu tu berantem/ga cocok, si menantu niat mau ngeracunin
tuh mertua. Supaya tidak kentara kalo diracunin dan menimbulkan kecurigaan,
jadi tiap hari harus sedikit2 ditaruh di makanannya, syarat lainnya si menantu ini harus
bersikap baik terhadap mertuanya.

Ternyata setelah berjalannya waktu, sikap mereka berdua menjadi berubah,
menjadi sama2 baik antara keduanya, sampai akhirnya si menantu kembali ke Mr.
Huang agar menghentikan racun yg telah dia berikan selama ini

Ternyata Mr. Huang selama ini tidak pernah memberikan racun, tetapi hanya
vitamin untuk menambah kesehatan. Justru racun yg sesungguhnya adalah pikiran
dan tingkah laku dari menantu itu sendiri, yg menghapus semua rasa cinta dalam
dirinya

Inti cerita : Apa yang anda lakukan terhadap orang lain, orang lain akan melakukan
hal yg sama juga terhadap anda, dengan kata lain, jika anda membenci orang lain,
orang lain jg melakukan hal sama, demikian bila anda mencintai orang, cinta itu
akan dikembalikan ke anda jg

Hope you understand now

[rianfish]

nah yg berat jg, siapa yg mau memulai duluan?

[taras]

Dari millist tetangga.... .

BAGUS BANGET UTK DIBACA : "Rudy Habibie dan Rudy Chaerudin, Sukses Mana?"

Rudy Habibie dan Rudy Chaerudin, sukses Mana?

Saya ingat waktu di SMA dulu, kami (murid) harus menjalani test IQ
untuk penjurusan. Sekolah saya menetapkan bahwa murid2 dengan IQ tinggi
bisa masuk ke jurusan IPA/Science. Murid dengan IQ sedang hanya bisa
masuk jurusan Sosial dan yang paling rendah IQnya hanya diijinkan untuk
masuk ke jurusan Bahasa.

Aturan di sekolah saya ternyata berlawanan dengan aturan dari SMA
swasta terkenal di Yogyakarta yang mengarahkan anak-anak yang ber IQ
paling tinggi justru ke jurusan Bahasa.

Sewaktu saya diskusi dengan Romo Mangun Wijaya (Alm) tentang kurikulum
sekolah, Beliau mengatakan bahwa pen didikan di Indonesia masih
mewarisi "budaya" kolonial Belanda.

Menurut beliau, seharusnya anak-anak yang kecerdasannya tinggi
seharusnya diarahkan untuk masuk jurusan Sosial supaya di masa
mendatang akan lahir ekonom, hakim, jaksa, pengacara, polisi, diplomat,
duta besar, politisi dsb yang hebat2. Tetapi rupanya hal itu tidak
dikehendaki oleh penguasa (Belanda). Belanda menginginkan anak-anak
yang cerdas tidak memikirkan masalah2 sosial politik. Mereka cukup diarahkan untuk menjadi tenaga ahli/scientist, arsitektur, ahli computer, ahli matematika, dokter, dsb
yang asyik dengan science di laboratorium (pokoknya yang nggak membahayakan posisi penguasa). Saya nggak tahu persis yang benar Romo Mangun Wijaya atau pemerintah Belanda. Hanya saja waktu itu saya yang kuliah ambil jurusan Kurikulum jadi patah semangat karena kayaknya kurikulum di Indonesia ini hampir tidak ada hubungannya dengan kehidupan yang akan dijalani orang setelah keluar dari sekolah.

Kita bisa lihat, Insinyur yang menjadi politisi bahkan memimpin
parlemen,kemudian dokter (umum) bisa menjadi kepala Dinas P & K atau
tenaga marketing, sarjana theologia yang jadi pengusaha, dsb. Sampai
saat ini,masih banyak orang tua dan masyarakat yang beranggapan bahwa
anak yang hebat adalah anak yang nilai matematika dan science-nya
menonjol. Paradigma berpikir orang tua/masyarakat ini sangat mempengaruhi konsep
anak tentang kesuksesan. Bulan Juni 2003 yang lalu, lembaga tempat saya
bekerja mengadakan seminar anak-anak.

Di depan 800-an anak, Kak Seto Mulyadi (Si Komo) menunjukkan 5 Rudy.
- Yang Ke-1 : Rudy Habibie (BJ Habibie) yang genius, pintar bikin
pesawat dan bisa menjadi presiden.
- Yang Ke-2 : Rudy Hartono yang pernah beberapa menjadi juara bulu
tangkis kelas dunia.
- Yang Ke-3 : Rudy Salam yang suka main sinetron di TV
- Yang Ke-4 : Rudy Hadisuwarno yang ahli di bid. kecantikan dan punya
byk salon kecantikan di bbrp kota.
- Yang Ke-5 : Rudy Choirudin yang jago masak dan sering tampil memandu
acara memasak di TV.

Sewaktu Kak Seto bertanya "Rudy yang mana yang paling sukses menurut
kalian?" Hampir semua anak menjawab "Rudy Habibie" Sewaktu ditanyakan
"Mengapa, kalian bilang bahwa yang paling sukses Rudy Habibie?"

Anak-anakpun menjawab "Karena bisa membuat pesawat terbang, bisa
menjadi presiden, dsb" Sewaktu Kak Seto menanyakan "Rudy yang mana yang
paling tidak sukses?" Hampir seluruh anak menjawab "Rudy Choirudin"
Ketika ditanyakan "Mengapa kalian mengatakan bahwa Rudy Choirudin bukan
orang yang sukses?"

Anak-anakpun menjawab "Karena Rudy Choirudin hanya bisa memasak"

Memang begitulah pola pikir dan pola asuh dalam keluarga dan masyarakat
Indonesia pada umumnya yang masih menilai kesuksesan orang dari
karya-karya besar yang dihasilkannya. Masyarakat kita banyak yang belum
bisa melihat kesuksesan adalah pengembangan talenta secara optimal
sehingga bisa dimanfaatkan dalam kehidupan yang dijalaninya dengan
"enjoy".

Banyak masyarakat kita yang beranggapan bahwa IQ adalah segala-galanya.
Padahal kenyataannya EQ, SQ dan faktor2 lain juga sangat menentukan.
Dalam seminar tsb Kak Seto hanya ingin merubah paragidma berpikir anak-anak
(dan juga orang tua/keluarga) . Anak-anak dan orang tua harus menyadari
dan mensyukuri setiap talenta yang diberikan oleh Tuhan.

Bila talenta tersebut dikembangkan dengan baik, maka kita bisa mencapai
kesuksesan di "bidangnya". Jadi untuk anak-anak yang tidak pintar
matematika, anak2 tidak perlu minder dan orang tua tidak perlu malu
atau menekan anak. Anak-anak yang lebih menyukai pelajaran menggambar
dari pada pelajaran2 lain, bukanlah anak-anak yang bodoh karena justru anak2 yang
punya imajinasi tinggilah yang pintar menggambar/ melukis. Anak-anak
yang suka ngobrol, kalau kita arahkan bisa saja kelak menjadi politisi
atau negotiator yang baik.

Anak-anak yang banyak bicara, kalau diarahkan untuk menuliskan apa yang
ingin dibicarakan bisa2 menjadi penulis yang hebat. *** Mbak Dwi
Setyani juga mengingatkan kita untuk lebih memfokuskan pada kekuatan
kita dari pada "wasting time" bersungut-sungut, hanya memikirkan kelemahan kita.

Saya pernah membaca pengalaman hidup seorang penyanyi di Amerika.
Penyanyi tsb dulunya tidak PD karena wajahnya tidak terlalu cantik dan giginya
tonggos. Saat menyanyi di pub, dia repot mengatur bibirnya supaya
giginya yang tonggos tidak dilihat orang. Hasilnya: ia hanya bisa
menghasilkan suara yang pas-pasan. Ketika temannya meyakinkan bahwa
giginya yang tonggos itu bukanlah masalah, maka iapun bisa menyanyi
dengan bebas dan meng-eksplore suara emasnya. Ternyata orang-orang
mengingat penyanyi itu karena kualitas suaranya, bukan parasnya yang
jelek dengan gigi tonggosnya.

*** Kitapun meyakini bahwa Tuhan menciptakan setiap kita (manusia)
dengan maksud yang terbaik demi kemuliaan-Nya. Kalau saja kita meyakini
hal tersebut, maka semua orang akan mensyukuri keadaan dan memanfaatkan
talenta yang Tuhan berikan untuk kemuliaan-Nya.

[erwin aja]

amin amin amin......