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Old 08-16-2005, 08:03 AM   #1
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Wink sekedar selingan...

ni, karena nama george bush disebut-sebut di forum mitos...jadi inget cerita lucu tentang george bush...
mungkin gara-gara miscommunication kayak gini Amerika jadi membabi buta menyerang negara lain....
George Bush: “Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?”
Rice: “Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.”
George: “Great. Lay it on me.”
Condoleeza: “'Hu is the new leader of China.”
George: “That's what I want to know.”
Condoleeza: “That's what I'm telling you.”
George: “That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?”
Condoleeza: “Yes.”
George: “I mean the fellow's name.”
Condoleeza: “Hu.”
George: “The guy in China.”
Condoleeza: “Hu.”
George: “The new leader of China.”
Condoleeza: “Hu.”
George: “The Chinaman!”
Condoleeza: “Hu is leading China.”
George: “Now whaddya' asking me for?”
Condoleeza: “I'm telling you Hu is leading China.”
George: “Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?”
Condoleeza: “That's the man's name.”
George: “That's whose name?”
Condoleeza: “Yes.”
George: “Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader ofChina?”
Condoleeza: “Yes, sir.”
George: “Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the MiddleEast.”
Condoleeza: “That's correct.”
George: “Then who is in China?”
Condoleeza: “Yes, sir.”
George: “Yassir is in China?”
Condoleeza: “No, sir.”
George: “Then who is?”
Condoleeza: “Yes, sir.”
George: “Yassir?”
Condoleeza: “No, sir.”
George: “Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader ofChina. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.”
Condoleeza: “Kofi?”
George: “No, thanks.”
Condoleeza: “You want Kofi?”
George: “No.”
Condoleeza: “You don't want Kofi.”
George: “No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. Andthen get me the U.N.”
Condoleeza: “Yes, sir.”
George: “Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.”
Condoleeza: “Kofi?”
George: “Milk! Will you please make the call?”
Condoleeza: “And call who?”
George: “Who is the guy at the U.N?”
Condoleeza: “Hu is the guy in China.”
George: “Will you stay out of China?!”
Condoleeza: “Yes, sir.”
George: “And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.”
Condoleeza: “Kofi.”
George: “All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.”
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Old 08-16-2005, 11:53 AM   #2
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real moron guy
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:08 PM   #3
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ha ha ha what a funny joke. Oooon sia
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Old 08-22-2005, 09:17 AM   #4
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gokil....HAHAHA...gokil banget..
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