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Old 02-25-2009, 02:49 PM   #16
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menjelang H-3 koq tiba2 si Erle jadi pinter luar biasa yah soal ginian
idem...nyeremped-nyeremped "gituan" nih postingan si Boss, biar panas terus menjelang "perang terbuka"
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:49 PM   #17
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Iya neh, gw jd pinter semenjak berguru sm loe..........
ntar juga kebalik dlm seminggu kedepan pinteran loe daripada suhu loe..
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:49 PM   #18
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keren..keren

Kerenan mana sm kang taras.........?
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:49 PM   #19
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Bagi ijo" donk sebelom save as........
kacang ijo ? cendol ? apa pete ?
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:52 PM   #20
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idem...nyeremped-nyeremped "gituan" nih postingan si Boss, biar panas terus menjelang "perang terbuka"

biasa bos, kang taras mah emang suka nyerempet". org dia kalo lg jalan aja kakinya suka nyerempet" trotoar, kalo ga percaya coba dech liat mata kakinya pasti pada ledes gara" di gosok" ke trotoar.............
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:54 PM   #21
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Suhu Taras....
masih ada master shifu Solarcoaster bro yg lebih tinggi ilmunya
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:54 PM   #22
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ntar juga kebalik dlm seminggu kedepan pinteran loe daripada suhu loe..

Tau aja neh Mr.arofanatics.........
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:55 PM   #23
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Aduhh gak ngerti nih ama humor ginian


Kalo humor mah ga ngerti yach bos, tp kalo praktek jagonya neh..
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:56 PM   #24
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kacang ijo ? cendol ? apa pete ?

mau tau jawabannya, tanya aja bos arofanatics. pasti di kasih tau dech 2016...........
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:00 PM   #25
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idem...nyeremped-nyeremped "gituan" nih postingan si Boss, biar panas terus menjelang "perang terbuka"
slama beberapa hari rupanya doi ngasah ilmu bro, kejar paket "T"



Te*ek dan Ti*it
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:02 PM   #26
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ntar juga kebalik dlm seminggu kedepan pinteran loe daripada suhu loe..
uhuk .... uhuuuuuk
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:04 PM   #27
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biasa bos, kang taras mah emang suka nyerempet". org dia kalo lg jalan aja kakinya suka nyerempet" trotoar, kalo ga percaya coba dech liat mata kakinya pasti pada ledes gara" di gosok" ke trotoar.............
gw kalo jalan kaki naik di trotoar tuh
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:12 PM   #28
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Pria dan wanita
Di sebuah hotel seorang pria tanpa sengaja
menyikut seorang wanita dan
berkata: "Aduh, maaf beribu maaf. Jika hati anda
selembut dada anda,
anda pasti akan memaafkan saya."
Wanita tsb membalas: "Jika 'penis' anda sekeras sikut anda, saya
ada di kamar 603."
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Taliban
T : Bagaimana pria Taliban menggoda para wanitanya?
J : Pertama, mereka akan menyerang "Twin Towers"-nya dan kemudian
menerobos "Pentagon"-nya.
_____________Dengan pesawat boeing kaya yang di jual omm erwin ______________________________ __________


Reaksi cewek terhadap ukuran penis :
24 cm - Oh sakit luar biasa!


15 cm - Oh sempurna!
13 cm - Mmm lumayan!
10 cm - Dorong lagi
7 cm - Masuk nggak sih?
5 cm - Blo'on! Udah pake lidah aja.
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A - Airport (rata)
B - Barely there (nyaris ada)
C - Can do (lumayan)
D - Damn good (bener-benar indah)
E - Enormous (sangat besar)
F - Fake (palsu/hasil operasi)
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Data terakhir apa yang pria lakukan setelah melakukan SEX
2% = Makan
3% = Merokok
4% = Mandi
5% = Molor
86%= Memakai baju dan buru-buru pulang ke rumah.

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Majikan & Pembantu
Seorang majikan mencaci-maki pembantunya karena pekerjaannya yang nggak
beres.

Dengan geram si pembantu berkata : "Paling tidak saya lebih baik daripada
ibu di tempat tidur."
Majikan (takjub) : "Bapak yang bilang ini padamu?"
Pembantu : "Bukan, tapi supir."
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Polisi & Pelacur
Seorang polisi menangkap seorang pelacur.
Pelacur : "Saya tidak menjual seks, pak!"
Polisi : "Lalu, apa yang kamu lakukan sekarang?"
Pelacur : "Saya cuma jual kondom dan menawarkan demo gratis.

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Anda tau beda wanita dgn kecoa??
Kalo kecoa disemprot dulu, kejang2, lalu telentang.
Kalo wanita terlentang dulu, kejang2, baru disemprot.

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Ada3 sifat BAIK burung laki2:
1- DISIPLIN, tiap pagi selalu bangun
2- SOPAN, tiap lihat wanita cantik selalu berdiri
3- HORMAT, menunduk kalo lihat nenek2
_4.GOSSIP, selalu berpindah dari satu mulut ke mulut lain ______________________________ ____________________________

Seorang yang sangat alim lihat cewek buka baju dan dia bedoa:
Tuhan, tolong
tutup
mataku. Pas dia buka mata lagi, cewek udah bugil. Dia berdoa
lagi:
Ya Tuhan, tolong tutup mataMU.
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Setelah selesai ML sepasang muda/di tebak2an.
Pria: "Kamu asli Sidoarjo ya, ... beraroma trasi."
Wanita: "Kalo Mas pasti dari Brebes, tuh telornya asin
banget!!"

_______Kallo sosisnya ______________________________ ________________________

Seorang sekretaris membelikan kado topi waktu boss nya ultah.
Celakanya salah, yang terbungkus malah celana dalam.
Padahal di kartu ucapannya tertulis: "Pak, kalo dipake
rambutnya keluarin dikit yah, biar keren."
brewokan maksudnya

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Old 02-25-2009, 03:13 PM   #29
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Kalo humor mah ga ngerti yach bos, tp kalo praktek jagonya neh..
hati hati mal preaktek loh kaya yang di tipi tipi
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:15 PM   #30
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biasa bos, kang taras mah emang suka nyerempet". org dia kalo lg jalan aja kakinya suka nyerempet" trotoar, kalo ga percaya coba dech liat mata kakinya pasti pada ledes gara" di gosok" ke trotoar.............
hak sepatunya berapa inci nih
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